Saturday, July 3, 2021

Oh, de Dogmanity!!

 My pawrents played a trick on me three sleeps ago.  Furst, daddy furgot to feed me my brekkie.  Den we went out when it was still morning and climbed in de car.  I was excited!  Were we going to de beach?  To visit de wine doggies? 

But no, we only went as fur as de vet, and den we stopped.  I had to go in all by mywoof, and den dey stuck me here and dere, and den evfurryfing went black.  And den I woke up and my tail-end hurted!  OWWWIE!!

Finally after hours or years or somefing, mommy and daddy came to take me home.  And den fings got worse.  I had to lick my boo-boo, you know.  But would dey let me?  Oh no, dey slapped a donut around my neck! 

What be de heck??!


But it turned out okay, I figured out how to get around it and lick what needed licking.  

So den...  

Mommy put me in dis shirt dat goes all de way ovfur my bum.

                                                      DAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

I habn't been feeling well at all.  I can't get comfy, and I don't want my toys, not even my treat ball.  I couldn't even sleep fur the furst two months or centuries or something.  But now I do.  A lot.  And den I eat.  A lot.  And den I sleep some more.  Dis be my new life.
 

                                                                    



Monday, June 28, 2021

Fanks, June!!

 I fink you all know June at Zoolatry.  Looky looky what she sent me fur be a Graduate!!


I WUFF it!!


Sunday, June 27, 2021

De Graduate

 I finished Puppy Skool!  I had to take a Final Exam, but I studied furry hard.

Dis me do Sit


Dis me do Down

Dis me take off like a bullet when Daddy says Come!

Dis my Diploma and Good Boy Toy!

Dis me in my Smarty Pants Hat!

Dere will be anofur class, but I don't know if I will go.  Daddy says We'll See.  He says I hab somefing else coming up dis week, but he won't tell me what--?





Monday, June 14, 2021

Sunday Selfies Late Again!

 Woof!  My life hab been furry bizzy, and my mommy finks hers has been, too.  I started skool (I fink I already told you), and den I went to Doggie Camp!  In fact I went to two ones.  Dis me at de second one--

Runnin!

And Playin'

And Chillin'!


And one day we went to see de Ocean!  It's furry close to our house, and I been smellin' it, but I dint know what it was.  It's BIG!  And makes a ROAR, but not a scary kind.  I dint put my paws in it, we just walked by it and looked--

Looky dere!   

De sand is de same color as me!


Maybe next time I see about getting my toeseys wet.  Mommy doesn't do dat, she says it's c-c-cold.  But daddy will let me try!

Dis picfur fur de mommies from my mommy.  She took it up where de wine doggies live--

Dat me and daddy, but mommy really took it fur de flowers!


I stayed at de Doggie Camp fur four sleeps, while mommy and daddy went away somewhere.  But dey came back, and now we're all back home and napping, BOL!!


Sunday, May 30, 2021

Sunday Selfie

 

Dis me taking inventory of all my toys after getting home from de groomer.  You just nevfur know!  


Dis me and my buddy Sage on my last day at Puppy Camp.   Sage helped me learn some doggy manners while I was dere, and DEN we became buds!  BOL!!


Sunday, May 23, 2021

Sunday Selfies

 Looky, I remembered Sunday Selfies on a Sunday!  Or mommy did.  Anywag, I hab some from my day camp--











...And some from de doggie playground where I live, playing Fetch wif my daddy--



I can almost FLY!!!


Sunday, May 16, 2021

Sunday Selfies and If You Want to Follow Me

Furst fings furst.  I fink if you want to Follow my blog, you hab to go to a place called Bloglovin (https://www.bloglovin.com) and add my address dere (https://toffeetawk.blogspot.com/).  It's free.  Mommy follows a couple of blogs dere, like Meezer's Mews.  Dat's all I know.

Now, I hab to apologize fur skipping last Sunday.  It's my mommy's fault.  But I hab news!  I started puppy skool!  

Dis me learning Leave It.  Dat my daddy's hands.  Dat Pinot de Frenchie and him daddy behind us.  Pinot furry smart!
Dis me learning Wait wif my daddy.  I do good at skool!  Not so much at home, BOL!!

I also started Day Camp.  I go in a van, two times a week.  (A week is seven sleeps.  Dat's all de toes on one paw, and free on anofur.  I count one, and go to camp, den count two and go again, den count four and start ober.)  Dere are lots of doggies at de camp, more dan I have toes.  And not always de same ones.  We have grass and fings to climb on, and we get treats and naps.  I'm learning how to play nicely, and how not to be so shy.  


 Dis me playing wif Lulu.  She a Sheepadoodle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's lots of fun!!   When I come home I nap and nap and dream about my day.  Mommy and daddy like dat, BOL!!

                                                                                                                                                 

Oh, de Dogmanity!!

 My pawrents played a trick on me three sleeps ago.  Furst, daddy furgot to feed me my brekkie.  Den we went out when it was still morning a...