I'm in skool again at de doggie-food-and-toy store. Dis class called Brain Games. I hab two classmates. Koda is a border collie. He furry quiet and relaxed. Sherry is a Golden Retriever. She only pays attenshun to her pawrents. I de class clown.
We dere to learn to read, and to learn de names ob our toys, and to learn colors and how to spin and a lot ob other stuff. Dis me and daddy doing homewerk:
I hab to Sit and daddy has to not tell me. It lotsa fun! And I get lotsa treats, sumtimes just fur looking at sumfing mommy or daddy holds in front ob my face. Dat my kind of skool!
Only fing is, on skool nights I don't get my whole din-din. Mommy says all de treats I earn make up de diffurence. Anyfur know if dat in de rule book?