I'm in skool again at de doggie-food-and-toy store.  Dis class called Brain Games.  I hab two classmates.  Koda is a border collie.  He furry quiet and relaxed.  Sherry is a Golden Retriever.  She only pays attenshun to her pawrents.  I de class clown.  
We dere to learn to read, and to learn de names ob our toys, and to learn colors and how to spin and a lot ob other stuff. Dis me and daddy doing homewerk:
I hab to Sit and daddy has to not tell me. It lotsa fun! And I get lotsa treats, sumtimes just fur looking at sumfing mommy or daddy holds in front ob my face. Dat my kind of skool!
Only fing is, on skool nights I don't get my whole din-din.  Mommy says all de treats I earn make up de diffurence.  Anyfur know if dat in de rule book?  
 
 






