Saturday, July 3, 2021

Oh, de Dogmanity!!

 My pawrents played a trick on me three sleeps ago.  Furst, daddy furgot to feed me my brekkie.  Den we went out when it was still morning and climbed in de car.  I was excited!  Were we going to de beach?  To visit de wine doggies? 

But no, we only went as fur as de vet, and den we stopped.  I had to go in all by mywoof, and den dey stuck me here and dere, and den evfurryfing went black.  And den I woke up and my tail-end hurted!  OWWWIE!!

Finally after hours or years or somefing, mommy and daddy came to take me home.  And den fings got worse.  I had to lick my boo-boo, you know.  But would dey let me?  Oh no, dey slapped a donut around my neck! 

What be de heck??!


But it turned out okay, I figured out how to get around it and lick what needed licking.  

So den...  

Mommy put me in dis shirt dat goes all de way ovfur my bum.

                                                      DAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

I habn't been feeling well at all.  I can't get comfy, and I don't want my toys, not even my treat ball.  I couldn't even sleep fur the furst two months or centuries or something.  But now I do.  A lot.  And den I eat.  A lot.  And den I sleep some more.  Dis be my new life.
 

                                                                    



10 comments:

  1. Oh Toffee, I am so sad and sorry you had to go thru this (but we all do at sometime or 'nother) ... but it seems now the worstest is over and you know this makes you a big 'n' better girl in some ways! And you gots thru it so stand tall and proud! OK? OK! Oh, and by the way, Happy First Fourth of July ... your kitty friend, June

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  2. OH NOES. I am a bad girl and mine Mommy is a bad big girl. We is sorry cause we noes you are a handsome and special BOY and maybe it's too early in the morning and we said you were a girl which you are NOT ... but the same thing happens to good BOYS so please furgive us, we be hanging our heads in shame ... maybe the googlething made the mistake!

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    1. BOL, June! It's the mommies. My mommy calls evfurry four-footer "he" just because I'm a boy. Hoomans seem to get furry confoosed about dis stuff.

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  3. BOL @ June...

    Oh, dear...we had that owie junk too...long time ago, so long that now we hardly remember it at all...and we are living the good life. We just know you will too, Toffee!

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  4. We're sorry to hear you had and ouchie time at the vet. Our paws are crossed that you feel better soon.

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  5. Owie indeed! I'm sure you'll feel a lot better soon.

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  6. I am sorry good buddy but it is for the best. Petsmart is selling a shirt you can put on that covers you and you can use instead of a cone.

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    1. Dat's what I'm wearing in de picfur, only it dint come from PetSmart. It doesn't matter. I found a way to bite what needed biting, and mommy found blood on my body shirt, and now I am wearing a cone. Oh, woe!!

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  7. Oh dude, sorry abouts the snip-snip....it gets betters, butts milk it for all it's worth while you gots the cone-o-shame on. Don't forgets the big puppy eyes looking all pitiful, and don't forgets a whine now and again, so you can gets some extra snuggles and maybe a treatie! your welcome 😁
    Sendin' lots and lots of POTP and healin' vibes your way Toffee!!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  8. Fanks, Ruby. Mommy says I'd get more sympathy if I would be less grumpy. But I want dis cone off and I want to lick my bum and I'm not a happy puppy. Grrrrrumble. 😠

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Oh, de Dogmanity!!

 My pawrents played a trick on me three sleeps ago.  Furst, daddy furgot to feed me my brekkie.  Den we went out when it was still morning a...