Woof!  My name is Toffee.  I'm new here.  I'm new evfurrywhere.  I'm eight weeks old today.  Yesfurday I lived there with my mommy and all my brofurs and sisfurs and aunties and uncles and our people.  Now today I live here with new hoomans and evfurrything is different.  It's nice here, though.  I have a bazillion toys and they're all brand new and I don't have to share with anyfur!  I think I'm gonna--  Oh look!  A stuffie!